“Angry Hands” Senator Makes a Splash!


angry hands is scary!

Senator Corey Booker (D) of New Jersey made a splash in Congress this week. He showed everybody his “Angry Hands” method of influencing people. Capitol Police called paramedics as a precaution given the Senator’s erratic speech and profuse sweating. The audience was riveted with the heavily Nixonian imagery when the Senator began to make faces and wave his hands in the air, all the while leading people down an emotional narrative of victimhood and lack of recognition.