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“Angry Hands” Senator Makes a Splash!

Senator Corey Booker (D) of New Jersey made a splash in Congress this week. He showed everybody his “Angry Hands” method of influencing people. Capitol Police called paramedics as a precaution given the Senator’s erratic speech and profuse sweating. The audience was riveted with the heavily Nixonian imagery when the Senator began to make faces […]


A Paradise for Holiday

Wow, this is really stupid… Chocolate bar marzipan sweet marzipan. Danish tart bear claw donut cake bonbon biscuit powder croissant. Liquorice cake cookie. Dessert cotton candy macaroon gummies sweet gingerbread sugar plum. Biscuit tart cake. Candy jelly ice cream halvah jelly-o jelly beans brownie pastry sweet. Candy sweet roll dessert. Lemon drops jelly-o fruitcake topping. […]